We weirdos are just like the rest of you. We require cuddly wearables, containers for consumables, and delightful doodads! We like socks!
We also understand that we can be difficult when it comes to gifts, but this varied list of Meow Wolf gifts should have something for every weirdo in your life. There are even suggestions for the fun-loving philistines in your family! Plus, if none of these picks strike a chord, you can always give the gift of an unforgettable experience by taking your loved one to Meow Wolf Santa Fe’s House of Eternal Return.
We’re just sayin’…okay, here goes…
One person’s ugly sweater is another’s maximalist treasure of torso delights.
…and yes, it’s large enough to hold the most gigantic-est iPhone.
The Experience Tube™ is a revolutionary analog device that can create instant connections without peripheral distractions, and now it’s available in two new colorways!
Subjective studies have proven that it’s the best possible way to induce giggle fits.
Meow Wolf’s House of Eternal Return features the “Glowquarium,” which some guests describe as “beautiful enough to drink from,” and now you can!
Next time you sit down for a cup of joe, don’t miss the opportunity to tell the world, “I’ve been to Meow Wolf. Look at the mug.”
Is it a hat? Is it a beanie? Is it alive? Whatever the case, it’s on your head now and you can never take it off.
Those are the rules, so you might as well strap in and enjoy the Meow Wolf Plush Cap that may or may not feed off your brain and gain your knowledge.
What happens to the lost socks that mysteriously disappear from your dryer? They stumble into our House, where we re-pair them, send them through our Anomalous Dryer, and tumble them until we’re left with one final, fashion-forward, multidimensionally-entangled sock!
The Creatures of the Multiverse: Field Guide Volume One is a comprehensive interdimensional resource available to Earth-beings, and a must-have for any Multiverse enthusiast’s backpack, back pocket, or home library.
Annoy your friends with fictional, zoological pedantry!
Pop Quiz: What’s more squeezably adorable than a 3-eyed wolf fused with a one-eyed cat? Nothing, that’s what.
Either way, this cuddly cutie is certified Grade-A snuggly. Fact.
Meow Wolf: Origin Story is the documentary that takes us through the meteoric rise of an anarchic art collective as it builds and opens the wildly successful House of Eternal Return before mutating into an amorphous art monster that spews similarly-branded T-shirts, stickers, and beanies.
What do you do when you’re an everyday, low-level Vista employee who wants to show all of your friends the Meow Wolf Santa Fe experience in stunning 3D?
You work hard, create a cosmic, photographic portal back into House of Eternal Return, and get promoted to Vista Boss.
If that’s true, we can only imagine the powers contained within this amazing FFD Sweater. Warmth, at least.
Within the pages of Legit Concerns’ book, you’ll meet a panda who wants to write a poem that will inspire the world, a coyote who wishes goodwill to all earth dwellings, and a lizard who realizes our anxiety is frequently self-induced.
Freshly-juiced from the mind of Mikey Rae!
In Janell Langford’s “Obsidiopolis,” the artist and designer has created a utopian world ruled and inhabited by women of color.
It’s an empathetic, afro-futuristic, and unapologetically femme universe that you should be examining and thinking about every…single…day.
Starting your own miniature replica of Meow Wolf Santa Fe? You’ll need this Robot Figurine Toy to serve as the parking lot centerpiece of your creation. Based on the original sculpture titled “Becoming Human,” this little friend knows what it’s like to feel ALL of the feelings all at once…
It’s kind of like the experience of going to House of Eternal Return for the first time, but in toy form!
Still stuck? Let this handy-dandy flowchart make your decisions EVEN EASIER!!!