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10 Omega Mart Products You Don’t Wanna Miss

Not able to make it to Omega Mart to do your shopping? Don’t fret. You can enjoy extraordinary products from America’s most exceptional grocery store at home!

Meow Wolf Omega Mart, located in Las Vegas’s AREA15, may be the world’s greatest supermarket, but it’s also more than just a store. It’s a mind-scrambling, perspective shifting, reality-altering immersive experience that you’ve got to see to believe.

Maybe you already bought tickets to Meow Wolf’s Omega Mart and  you’d like to do a little shopping to prepare for your visit.  Perhaps you simply won’t be able to make the trip as soon as you’d like, and you’re itching to get your hands on a few Omega Mart products in the meantime. It’s even possible that you’ve just returned from Omega Mart, only to discover your mind was so scrambled and perspective was so shifted that you forgot to buy a souvenir.

Whatever leaves you itching for Omega Mart merch, we’ve got you covered. You can now have many of our most coveted essentials delivered directly to your doorstep. Get something special for yourself or your Meow Wolf-loving friends when you shop Omega Mart products online in the Meow Wolf store. Here are a few of our favorites to get you started.

1. Cage Free Toes
yellow slide on shoes on top of eggs

Say goodbye to walking on eggshells—and hello to walking on egg cartons! These comfortable slides are the perfect way to show everyone that you’re not afraid to give those tootsies a little breathing room. Wear them to the beach, the bar, and everywhere in between to show off your bold and potentially controversial fashion choice. You know what they say, you have to crack a few eggs to make an omelet.

2. Gender Fluid® Sparkling Water
can with the words "non toxic gender fluid"

Looking for a fun way to let loose? Want to re-create our Vegas speakeasy at home? Allow us to suggest cracking open a cold one—of Gender Fluid, that is! This high-octane, multi-purpose, industrial-strength sparkling water is infused with hardcore flavors for maximum performance: lavender and lemon.

3. Floral Button Up Koozie
small floral shirt koozie

You’ve got yourself an Omega Mart Floral Button Up. Why should your can of Gender Fluid miss out on the fun? It no longer has to, thanks to our Floral Button Up Koozie. Keep your cans cold while keeping ‘em cool thanks to this insulating and stylish beverage accessory. It’s casual enough for the couch and fashionable enough for wherever life takes you.

4. Melted Mug
mug that says "Omega Mart but first, coffee" but the coffee is melting

Omega Mart is known for warping reality. Now, you can bring a taste of that into your daily life with the Melted Mug, a seemingly ordinary drinking vessel that defies the laws of thermodynamics. Somehow, this everyday mug has melted into a viscous pool of molten clay. Start each day with a taste of the extraordinary, thanks to the Melted Mug, available in the Meow Wolf store.

5.WTF Pill Container
white pill container with the letters "WTF"

For those weeks when M - F begins feeling a little more like WTF, meet the WTF pill container. This revolutionary pill storage solution is designed exclusively for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday to help unlock the full potential of your mid-week productivity. What about the other days? Well, you’re on your own there, pal.

6. Who Told You This Was Butter? (Do Not Eat!)
spray bottle that says "Who told you this was butter?"

Omega Mart’s signature “home freshening spray” will make your whole world smell good enough to eat, but seriously, don’t eat it. Like any other butter spray, it’s meant to infuse your linens with the intoxicating aroma of butter, or to cut through unpleasant odors like a knife through butter, but for real...who told you this was butter?

7. Daikon Pals
root vegetable laying down

If there’s one thing that everybody knows about kids, it’s that they love root vegetables! Now you can stop searching through lil’ Suzy’s toy chest for tonight’s stir fry ingredients and give her a cuddly Daikon Pal that’s bendable, squeezable, and totally rad-ish!

8. Millk Mug
red bell pepper with a screaming face

Want to show your love and devotion to Omega Mart’s fresh dairy beverage? Now you can drink your daily dose of Vitamin Dram straight from a Millk Mug! Moooove over coffee cups. We’ve got the mug to match your grinning face the next time you say, “Calci-Yum!”.

9. Pareidolia Pepper

It’s pareidolia pepper time! The freshest faces in produce bring sweetness, spice, and a bit of angst to the dinner table. Great for kids, because what kid doesn’t objectively love crunching into a fresh green pepper while pondering the fun, human quirk that causes us to mistakenly perceive order within the relentless chaos of nature?

‍10. Omega Cola

It’s the soft drink that unofficially ended the cola wars. It’s the soda that floated Omega Mart to the top of the caffeinated, caramel-colored, high-fructose-corn-syrup-based carbonated beverage pyramid to lord over all other colas. It’s the top of the pops. It’s Omega Cola.

Craving more Omega Mart merch? This is just a taste of what’s available via our Meow Wolf store. Transform your ordinary household items into extraordinarily bizarre conversation starters, thanks to Omega Mart.

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