It’s hard to believe it’s been 365 days (speaking of, have you taken your One A Year Vitamin yet?) since Omega Mart first opened its doors in Las Vegas and introduced its plausible values and unexpectable products to shoppers around the worlds! In celebration of our anniversary, we’re taking a look at some of the most exceptional moments and milestones from the past year!
Most Exceptional Review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
“My visit filled me with a sense of something that I had forgotten: wonder” – Art G
Most Acidic Review ⭐⭐⭐
“Meow Mix was confusing when you're a person that doesn't consume drugs.. I need more explanation. It was like an acid trip without the acid.” - Randall H.
Most Purchasable Product
It’s no surprise that Omega Mart’s namesake cola is the clear winner, with 11,673 Omega Colas sold since we’ve opened.
Honorable mentions go to the 8,384 mouths chewing on Doomed Expedition, the 3,455 Daikon Pals that have found loving homes, and the 4,555 people out there just walking around wearing a Tattoo Chicken shirt and likely answering a lot of follow-up questions.
Most Drank Drink
Some reasons to shop at Omega Mart are obvious, while others are a bit harder to find. Datamosh Bar provides shoppers with a (sometimes) much-needed break from the aisleways.
While Datamosh boasts 6 exceptional and custom-made cocktails, the top seller of the year is our Happle Juice. Made from the fresh-ish Happles Plenty Valley has to offer, it’s perfectly refreshing!
18,552 delighted customers will tell you, there’s not a bad Happle in the bunch!
Most Unsolicited Fruit-Based Medical Procedures
3 billion watermelon ultrasounds and counting. Because you deserve to know what’s in your melons.
More Notable Numbers
426 Micro-breaks Micromanaged
“Just as important as taking a break is knowing when it’s time to get back to work.” - Cecelia Dram, Dramcorp CEO
47 Billion Billion Receipts Recovered From the Bottom of Shopping Carts
We’re already on our way to beating this number in 2022!
Can we get a team member to guest services to assist with go-backs?
23 Confirmed Chupacabra Sightings
We welcome all shoppers here at Omega Mart!
Please Accept Our Apology!
We aren’t perfect, we’ll be the first to say it! Sometimes we make promises we are not able to deliver on, despite our best efforts. Is that due to supply chain issues? Maybe. A rift in the time-space continuum that has prevented us from sourcing your favorite products? Possibly. Either way, we take full responsibility and appreciate you accepting our 36 apologies this year.
This year’s most accepted apology? Unintentional Gene Splicing! Omega Mart thanks both Genes for their understanding.
Join the Team!
The only thing better than SAVING at Omega Mart is WORKING at Omega Mart! This year, we welcomed thousands of new team members to the Dramily, and after rigorous employee training, those who took the Omega Oath became unofficial team members! Together, our exceptional staff members have “booped” their Omega Access cards a combined 3,914,097 times!
More than Just a Store
This year, our Omega team members volunteered or donated to 53 Las Vegas-based community organizations and nonprofits including the Las Vegas Indian Center, Project 150, The LGBTQ Center of Southern Nevada, Candlelighters Childhood Cancer Foundation, and many others! We’re proud to have provided more than $20,000 in merchandise, goods, and staff donations to local organizations.
As you can see, it’s been an OMEGA Year and it’s all because of YOU! We want to thank you, loyal customers, for shopping with us and making Omega Mart the most exceptional store in this great experiment called America!