It’s the most exceptional time of the year! Is it the silver bells blaring that make the holiday special? Is it the time spent with pets instead of loved ones? No! It’s the time spent spending that really means the most!
And where better to spend than at America’s Most Exceptional Grocery Store! This season, treat yourself (or others if you really have to) with some of Omega Mart’s most addicting products!
The quintessential Omega Mart mug.
Perfect for: Those climbing the corporate ladder who love to reheat their same coffee 37 or more times a day.
The happiest stocking stuffer you’ll ever meet.
Perfect for: Those looking for some personality in their apples, even if it’s a...difficult personality.
Care to upgrade your wardrobe?
Perfect for: Those who like the feel of outdoor recreation without all the hassle.
Daikons in December. *Currently available in-store only
Perfect for: Those who can’t resist shaking snow globes when walking through the store knowing they have no intention of buying them.
The rad-ish gift you could give!
Perfect for: Those who prefer their radishes squishy, not steamed!
‘Tis the seasoning. *Currently available in-store only
Perfect for: Those with a peanut allergy who have no concerns about high blood pressure.
No more rotten tumblers!
Perfect for: Those who need to take their apple-a-day on the go.
Where family meats fashion.
Perfect for: Those who like the way chicken looks ON them instead of in them.
Warning: Contains wormhole.
Perfect for: Those who believe a good cup o’ coffee can really transport you to paradise.
Have an Omega Day!